I'm Pretty Basic

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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thatfunnyblog:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

thatfunnyblog:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.