PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT
what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat
i think that’s a world I would love to live in
but imagine finding a cat in your bath
just a wild cat in the bath
I’m pretty sure that just with the sheer number of spiders on earth that if you replaced every one of them with a kitten we would be literally swimming in kittens tho
THAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF A PROBLEM.
I love this quote. I love this movie.
This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.
Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever.
fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing u
*grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick
to show u that i love u
*breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u
me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off
roses are red
violets are blue
All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me